Hi, Adam’s dad again.
I’d like to say right off the bat that Adam’s mother and I don’t appreciate all the rumors flying around the internet about Adam being killed in some supernatural way. I’m a man of science and I don’t believe in such things.
Yes, he was found in his car yesterday, nude and completely exsanguinated. On his chest there was a message in blood that read “YOU USE TOO MANY COMMAS,” so of course police are looking for that copyeditor gal.
I thank all of you who posted thoughtful emails and comments. To the rest of you I say: knock it off with all your “advice.” We are not going to cut Adam’s head off and fill the mouth with holy wafers. We’re Presbyterian.
Are you sure it was written in blood and not pizza sauce?
ReplyDeleteAdam's Dad,
Please tell your son that an artist like himself should have a photo (or drawing) of his father on hand that isn't blurry...
Signed,
A concerned blogger
this is truly confusing...
ReplyDeletedid i just read exsanguinated??????
omg please tell me my hero is alright :( for real...he is alive right????????????
Hmmm...I think you are full of crap Adam's Dad! haha. Great piece though.
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