Two or more partygoers visit Google Image search and enter "sexy ________ halloween costume." If the world justifies your worst fears and the costume already exists, do a shot. If you're trying to get drunk you can just keep saying "nurse."
Here, I'll get us started. "sexy willy wonka halloween costume." Oops, my bad.
Sexy Smekday halloween costume. Nothin.
ReplyDeleteIn any case, be sure to turn off "safe search" for the real, um, fun.
"sexy astrophysicist Halloween costume" ftw! Sorry, Mrs. Rex.
ReplyDeleteJabba the Hutt is sadly underrepresented in this category, as well.
and not just because I spelled "hut" wrong. (master's degree!)
ReplyDeleteSexy chef Halloween costume
ReplyDeleteAdam Rex, you are my favorite.
Sexy librarian Halloween costume. At Target, no less.
ReplyDeleteIt's just too easy. Just like librarians! Ha!
Okay, so this turned into an actual game my roommate and I have absently been playing, and I think she just won.
ReplyDeleteNaughty Nemo Halloween costume
Oh god, Kait.
ReplyDeleteI just want to state for the record that I didn't think sexy dog the bounty hunter halloween costumes would actually exist.
ReplyDeleteI lose
ReplyDeleteSexy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Halloween Costume
They even have the different colors for the different turtles
Sexy Pac-Man. Brrrr.
ReplyDeleteBut I am happy to report that there is NO sexy LEGO costume. All the LEGO costumes are rated G, and my children's childhoods can breathe a sigh of relief.
:paula
Hahaha,
ReplyDeleteSexy Hamburger Costume:
http://laura.moncur.org/wp-content/photos/hamburgercostume.jpg
And just what is wrong with Willy Wonka? Besides being a psychopathic maniac I mean. Other than that, he's sorta, interesting in a cute depraved kinda way.
ReplyDeleteSo give'em a twix and move on.