Hi, this is Adam’s dad.
If you read this blog then you’re probably already aware of some of the stories getting around about him, but I want to set the record straight.
Adam was last seen at the Phoenix Book Festival in the company of what I’m told was “a fair-skinned and darkly beautiful young copyeditor.” She approached him after his signing and professed to be a big fan and brushed her slender hand against his. Phoenix in July is pretty warm, and Adam was heard to whisper that he could not account for the fractal chill that spread in his breast.
He’s always talking like that–you should have heard him when he was a teenager.
According to eyewitnesses he walked off with the beautiful copyeditor after she remarked that she wanted to share with him her “dark embrace.”
“Ha!” he was heard to say as they left. “For a moment I thought you said your ‘dork embrace.’ Huh…that would be a funny premise for a book.”
He hasn’t been seen since.
If anyone has any information, we’d appreciate it. He was supposed to come over last night for Jenga.
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